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Joke of the Day
"The weather forecast is looking pretty bad over in Germany. There's a high chance of heil."
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"When you're trying to be cheesy But everyone around you is lactose intolerant"
"Why does the addict avoid going to the bank? Because he suffers from cash withdrawals."
"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."
"I am quitting alcohol for a month. Sorry, that came out wrong I am quitting. Alcohol for a month."
"Scientists recently discovered the source of the quark... It's the sound made by a posh duck."