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Joke of the Day

"[Post fight interview w/ boxer Joey ""poor choice of words"" Stevens] Joey: ""I just couldn't get that guy to go down on me."""

"What do troll mathematicians like to solve? Parabolems?"

"How many calories do you get from eating pussy? It depends on which way she wipes her ass."

"I wrote a poem today! Half of it is true. The other half is just a bunch of lies to make it rhyme."

"The bartender says ""we don't serve particles that disrupt time flow!"" A tachyon particle walks into a bar......."

"Why are protein shakes such loners? They're whey isolate."

"Jesus draws a bath after an exhausting day, gets in ""Damn it, c'mon, not again!"" he says as he sits on top of the water, unable to submerge"

"What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter"

"What did the midget say in the crowded elevator? You guys are a bunch of assholes."

"Hype for the Major release of Star Wars vii. I hope it hasn't diminished in quality."