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Joke of the Day

"What did the midget say in the crowded elevator? You guys are a bunch of assholes."

"Whoever coined the term Downward Spiral should have made it sound a lot less fun."

"Did you hear about the cabriolet driver who caused a fatal accident? He was driving roof-less."

"Do you like pudding? Bill Cosby liked pudding his dick where it didn't belong."

"How to teach a cat how to bark? Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!"

"What do giraffes eat at 11am? Brunch."

"WHY DID THE PRISONER TYPE IN ALL UPPERCASE? THEY WERE SENTENCED TO CAPITAL PUNISHMENT."

"If you've met someone a few times but still can't remember their name, one trick is to avoid them for the rest of your life."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A ""Roman"" Catholic"

"I found this place online that sells authentic moon rocks. The rocks themselves are really cheap, but the shipping is a bitch."