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Joke of the Day

"Hype for the Major release of Star Wars vii. I hope it hasn't diminished in quality."

"Want to hear a joke about vaginas? Actually nevermind, you'll probably never get it"

"How much calcium is in a kiss? Enough to make a bone hard."

"There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't"

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon"

"It's like grandma always said... In a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs"

"Yes, curling is silly and basically janitorial work, but that guy's gonna have a gold medal, and all you'll have is your joke about curling."

"We should send Uma Thurman to Japan She's good at fighting 8.8's"

"Hi everyone, are you all alright? No, you are all al-left."

"What's the difference between a good joke... and a bad joke timing"