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Joke of the Day

"if you say ""summer"" in the mirror three times a white girl in giant sunglasses drinking an iced coffee will appear and take selfies with you"

"A joke my 4 year old nephew made up. (It makes no sense, but still made me laugh.) If the three legged turtle crosses the road what color is the rabbit? Green! Because Space Jam was a good movie."

"What goes ""oh oh oh""? Santa walking backwards."

"100 kiloPascals go into a Bar.........."

"I finally opened the condom in my wallet and it had a beard."

"I miss dating The excitement of meeting someone new, that feeling of butterflies when you see if you can climb out their bathroom window..."

"ram diljale janakpur"

"I wonder if when a porn shop owner gets married, he accidentally tapes over his porn with wedding footage"

"I like dead baby jokes as much as the next guy But sometimes you have to abort"

"Why are there no female necrophiliacs? Because dead guys can't spend money."