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Joke of the Day
"After the weekend the most difficult task is to remember names... "
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"*steals someone's soul* *steals someone's mate* *Creates a soulmate*"
"Maria Sharapova. True woman of substance."
"Girlfriend kept nagging me to take her home to meet my family, so I did. Her and my wife aren't getting along."
"Her: I love you. Me: I love YouTube."
"Apparently when you donate blood, it has to be YOUR blood."
"Today I learned that wolves are not ticklish. Tomorrow I need to learn how to tie my shoes with one hand."
"Why do feminists hate the post the USPS? Cause it's an all mail business."
"What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and stored in the freezer... ** Stolen from a TV comic I heard, to I take no credit, here"