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Joke of the Day

"Don't worry if you missed 4/20 Because today is 4/20 too!"

"I don't like blind jokes... I just don't see the humor in them"

"Easy way to tell GOP actually know their policies are hot giraffe shit is how ashamed they are of George W. Bush."

"Classic joke at my Catholic High School I went up to a man and said ""Jesus is the messiah"" He said ""No way"" I said ""Yah-weh"""

"What do you call a mean general? General Average"

"What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? Tan lines."

"My girlfriend can be really loud during sex... I don't know why. She knows no one is coming to help"

"Kim Kardashian is essentially three asses stacked on top of each other."

"Why did the atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers!"

"Did you hear that the BBC have sacked Bob the Builder? They feel they can no longer trust a children's TV star who claims to be able to 'fix it'"