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Joke of the Day

"Are you sure? Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, ""I think I've lost my electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" ""Yes,"" the first says, ""I'm positive."""

"My Internet is acting like a black guy It doesn't work"

"Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency? So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke."

"Why are black people so fast? Because all of the slow ones are in jail."

"Why does the Empire use Apple? Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for"

"Very few people actually have celiacs. They're usually pretty stern."

"If laughter is the best medicine, Jimmy Fallon doesn't need health insurance."

"Q: Is Google a he or a she? A: A she, no doubt, because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas."

"What's Moby Dick's Dad's name? Papa Boner"

"What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore? Semi-retired."