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Joke of the Day
"I can hear my cat's stomach growling in D#... I better get him a tuna."
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"A man walks into a ........ Pulls out a ......... And ........... Piss off Fill in the blanks."
"How do you confuse a Jew? Tell him pork is on sale!!!"
"What's grey and comes in gallons? An elephant."
"What is Apple's favorite song? ""Hit the Road Jack"""
"A guy walks into a Starbucks and orders a tall blonde to go... The girl behind him then leaves."
"Why was the turkey (bird) named after the country? Because fuck you that's why"
"all pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough"
"When our solar system was formed, the Sun was in charge... So the planets started a revolution."
"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? A Staggersaurus."