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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock. Who's there? *Doctor* Doctor who? *Actually, it's just ""the doctor"".*"

"""That's so Raven"" - Raven Symone's parents identify her body."

"What's the capital of Greece? The G"

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? The one he gets from his internet provider for copyright infringement."

"What did Hitler eat for breakfast? Luftwaffes"

"I couldn't believe it when my mother said she liked The Monkees more than The Beatles. Then I saw her face."

"Easy IQ Test: starting from 160, subtract 10 points for each honk of a car alarm before the owner can figure out how to turn it off."

"I found out I'm a necrophiliac. How, you ask? I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff."

"""Dad, am I adopted?"" ""No. We haven't found anybody who wants you yet."""

"Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac? because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)"