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Joke of the Day

"There might be plenty of good food choices in College.. .. but you can't Top Ramen"

"I put my pants on like everyone else: with difficulty, blaming the dryer for shrinking them."

"'Ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - Putin"

"People always tell me to act my age so I bought expensive cheese."

"When a relative asks me what I'm doing with my life, I tell more lies than a guy at a computer whose wife just asked him what he's doing."

"I just got fired for getting beauty tips online during my lunch break! my Boss said "" Madison Ivy gets a facial"" is not a video on beauty tips."

"I'm considering funding a scientific study to determine why every car somehow looks like the one you're waiting for a ride from."

"Has anyone else's world ended yet? Mayan hasn't."

"If the Discovery Channel's new show 'Naked And Afraid' isn't about Mormon honeymoons, I'm not interested."

"Your ""COEXIST"" sticker inspired me to slip a Madagascar hissing cockroach through your car window at the mall. Peace."