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Joke of the Day

"i tried to ask a girl out today but i messed up my words and accidentally summoned a demon. anyway, whats a good first date for a demon"

"Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken."

"Beer makes me less afraid of clowns."

"How much horsepower does a mustang have? 1"

"What do you call a con-artist who minored in psychology? Sigmund Fraud"

"How do dubstep DJs masturbate? They wub one out"

"What beverage should you give someone who is publicly intoxicated? penal tea edit: to someone"

"How are Cigarettes like Hamsters? They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire"

"Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms? GerMany"

"What did a German say to a Jewish man when he sneezed? Gesundheit"