46978

Joke of the Day

"i tried to ask a girl out today but i messed up my words and accidentally summoned a demon. anyway, whats a good first date for a demon"

Next Joke
 
"Joke of the day Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"I had to quit the massage business. I kept rubbing people the wrong way."
"What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck."
"What do you give a sick bird? A tweetment"
"Why illegal immigrants are never seen on dvds or cassettes? Because they are always streaming in!"
"WHO'S ANGRY ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN WASHINGTON? AND WHY? I'M REALLY UNINFORMED."
"My own joke that I'm incredibly proud of: What kind of weather do Black Prince tomatoes grow best in? Purple Rain"
"What do you call it when a white person robs you? Capitalism."
"girl at restaurant: ""Are you Tony Hawk?"" me: ""Yes."" her: ""Why?"" I had no idea how to answer."