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Joke of the Day

"I've finally taken the time to list my collection of John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. Imagine all the PayPal."

"What is a Statistician's preferred method of killing people ? Poisson Distribution"

"What do you call Russian trees? Dimitrees"

"Thank you, slow walking family in front of me on the footpath, No please, take your time.... and definitely spread out, so you create a barricade of idiots."

"Me and my girl on my birthday are like an organic compound with an aldehyde group Always ends in -anal"

"You know how they say ""Good guys finish last""? Maybe thats why my mistress has never had an orgasm..."

"It might take more muscles to frown than to smile, but it takes even less to completely avoid eye contact in the first place."

"How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same? They're both Black and Decker."

"If you ever fart in public, just yell, ""Turbo power!"" and walk faster"

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