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Joke of the Day

"My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn. Now I have stable WiFi."

"What does a guy with a big dick eat for breakfast? Well, this morning I had scrambled eggs, hash browns, a side of bacon, a glass of milk..."

"There are two pronunciations for uranus. Ur-anus and Ura-nus I prefer ur-mom"

"I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones. If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands."

"who called it an infinity scarf instead of a scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"My daughter, a hair stylist, has a tiny pair of scissors tattooed behind her ear with tiny red teardrops for clients she accidently stabbed."

"Why are so many ghosts alcoholics? Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!"

"Did you hear the joke about ebola? Never mind, you won't get it."

"There are two sides to every story. My side and the right side."

"Why should you never shower with Pokemon? Because he may Pikachu"