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"What form of radiation bakes you cookies? A gramma ray"

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"Twitter addiction A man goes to his doctor and says: -Doctor, I think i am addicted to Twitter. -Eh,sorry...I don't follow you."
"How many redditors does it take to call-out a repost? WHO CARES YOU F*CKING LOSER I SAW SOMEONE MAKE THAT POST LAST WEEK."
"What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf? A small medium at large."
"A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200."
"What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet? ""I'm having a movement"""
"I can be the Taco Beast... ...If you're my Taco Belle!"
"Yo moma is so fat I can see everything behind her"
"I hate what toys do to girls' body images. Real girls don't have smaller girls inside of them with smaller girls inside of them..."
"why do pedophiles make good employers? they don't mind if you're a little behind."