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Joke of the Day

"Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either."

"It would be easier to walk into Mordor than Gondor Because of the number of entrances"

"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This isn't a good joke."

"What did the painter say to her boyfriend? ""I love you with all my art!"""

"A woman called me sexist the other day. Silly women, I hate ALL black people equally."

"Psssst. Hey you, Yeah you...Facebook parent. Your kid looks the same as it did 8 minutes ago. When you posted the other 45 pics. We get it"

"It's my life. I'll live it, I'll love it, and I won't care what you think of it."

"What did the American guy say to the French guy at the urinal ""Hey, ur a peein'!"""

"Sometimes instagram almost makes me wish I went outside."

"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath"