70918
Joke of the Day
"What does a man call a gorilla he loves? Haram Bae"
Next Joke
"Every Liam Neeson movie now is just him talking on the phone then killing people, right?"
"How to pick up a girl Me: Are you interested in having the best sex of your life? Her: No. Me: Well then you came to the right place ;)"
"A gay guy walking backwards walks into a bar... and proceeds to moan in pleasure."
"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted 5 guys for lunch. She told me she's never tried 5 guys, but she's done 4."
"How can you get a cannibal to go away? Give him the finger."
"Some people around here retweet like it's coming out of their booze allowance."
"Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.. And says ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""
"Know how I upset my balcony? I couldn't make it to the bathroom."