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Joke of the Day
"A gay guy walking backwards walks into a bar... and proceeds to moan in pleasure."
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"*hitler leans in close to the mic* and the next person to question me gets executioned *grammar nazi bites lip*"
"I wonder if the guy I'm interviewing knows this isn't for a cologne model position."
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