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Joke of the Day

"A gay guy walking backwards walks into a bar... and proceeds to moan in pleasure."

"Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue? Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!"

"We didn't like Granny sliding down the banister so we wrapped it with barbed wire. She didn't stop but it sure slows her up."

"I just got hired as a garbage truck driver. There was no training, but I think I'll pick it up as i go along."

"-I'm just gonna have 1 drink before dinner -I'm just gonna have 1 drink with dinner -I'm just gnna hav 1 aftdinr drk -I pishd ma pnts gen"

"Today I learned not all people are appreciative of vetriloquism. Especially my gynecologist."

"Why did the nazi refuse to drink lemonade? He hated acidic juice."

"How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem? ""Oh secant, you say?"""

"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't Jelly my dick into you."

"If I was a transformer, I would turn into Megan Fox's vibrator"