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Joke of the Day
"If Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small... then do you really have a penis?"
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"What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise? Punishment."
"Apparently O.J. Simpson is getting remarried He decided to take another stab at it"
"I got a new vacuum that sucks so much, it was directed by M. Night Shamalayan"
"Voting is just like driving. To go forward, choose D. To go backwards, choose R."
"What did the black man say to the white man? What the fuck is up with that orange motherfucker?"
"Just once I'd like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter."
"Why did the condom hit the wall? It was pissed off."
"I am not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people"
"Why did the Hawaiian Hipster burn to death? He walked on lava before it was cool."