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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset? The variables aren't necessarily related."

"I was once called a racist for saying black paint Apparently the correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence."""

"Reporter: are you nervous about the fight? Me nervously: no Reporter: he said he's going to 'rip your heart out' Me crying: but I need it"

"Where did Mary go after the explosion?? EVERYWHERE!"

"What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno? 101 damnations"

"Have you heard of the two Mexican firemen? Hose-A and Hose-B."

"I've quit my new job as a postman. They handed me my first letter to deliver, I looked at it and thought: ""This isn't for me."""

"Therapist: Are you a man or a mouse? Mickey: Quite frankly, I was hoping you could tell me."

"What did the hen say to his bar pals? Let's get some chicks!"

"Why do rabbits love beer? Because it's made of hops."