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Joke of the Day

"In order to save space, Ricky Gervais & Seth McFarlane are both one guy now. Frankly, it's been a long time coming"

"RIP Ronaldo's Moth. The world's most famous footballing insect has died after a long and illustrious career. He was 6 weeks old."

"What species are the best rappers? Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire."

"I think it's cool that our galaxy is named after a chocolate bar."

"What's the best thing about fucking a transsexual? You can reach around the front and you think you went all the way through."

"Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down."

"Babies are the most helpless & vulnerable of humans, it's fked up that they're the only humans you're allowed to just throw into the air."

"The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet."

"What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)"

"Life would be simpler if you were notified when you were added to lists IRL. ""Your crush"" has added you to list ""Friend Zone""."