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Joke of the Day
"AMA Request: Adolf Hitler"
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"A bottle of Rum goes up to a bottle of Vodka... ...and says, ""I'm stronger than you!"" Bottle of Vodka rolls up his sleeves and says ""Proof it"""
"""YES, MOM! NO CRUST! You've been making my sandwiches for 37 years now, STOP ASKING!"" *mom leaves crust on so you'll finally move out*"
"I almost crashed into the semi in front of me while I was looking at a hot construction worker. That would've been an embarrassing obituary."
"Pilot: Tower please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck."
"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the jaw, it's decendents are known today as giraffes."
"I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people finding me attractive."
"i hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore. facebook friends suck."
"How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale? 4 skin divers"
"Thor is definitely one of my top 5 favorite movies about hammers."