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Joke of the Day
"Thor is definitely one of my top 5 favorite movies about hammers."
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"What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in front and the asshole in the back."
"Did you hear about the new $5 million dollar Kentucky State Lottery? The winner gets $5 for a million years."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars"
"What do you call a PED for bears? Polaroids."
"Why did Donald Trump buy a Wu Tang Clan shirt? Because Wu Tang sounds more cosmopolitan than Ku Klux."
"My favorite new song is either that one from the Samsung commercial, or the one from the Budweiser commercial."
"I'm not positive, but I think when you say you're ""over"" something, YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT IT."
"Beyonce is a great actress because there is no way she has the time or energy to have the kind of sex she sings about."
"How do you scare a man Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice"