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Joke of the Day

"We really need to stop with the cute names for devastating storms. Winter Storm Voldemort would be taken much more seriously."

"I don't meant to brag, but I'm the world champion in false modesty."

"If a feminist has 15 cupcakes And she eats 13 of them, why is she wearing leggins?"

"When you give someone a present, unless you say ""open it"", they're legally not allowed to look inside."

"What did the forward rooster say? Cock a doodle do. What did the backward rooster say? Doodle doodle cock. WHAT did the gay rooster say? Any cock will do."

"Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other... They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line."

"You hear about the newswoman with one boob? She kept abreast of the current issues. (go easy...just made this up)"

"A Roman walks into a bar.... ...Holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please""."

"To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential."

"You wanna read a joke about Sodium? Na . . . What about Nitrosoxide NO . . . Umm... Potassium? K.."