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Joke of the Day
"Say what you will against pedophiles, but at least... they drive slowly in school zones."
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"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow."
"Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening."
"How do you keep your wife screaming after an orgasm? Wipe your dick on the curtains."
"I tried to sell Ikea my new range of combat furniture. It wasn't going well, so I decided to chair the meeting. A couple of minutes later, it was all-out wardrobe."
"I put the STD in ""STUD"" ... all I need is ""U"""
"I really thought Monica Lewinsky should be on a dollar.. but she's already had her face on a Bill."
"What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.? His brother with the DVR"
"What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal? JOHN CENA"
"This steak is so black. . . It stole my car"