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Joke of the Day

"[Nerd joke] What do trespassers have in common with logical fallacies? They both violate the rules of the premises."

"How crazy is it that we used to say ""three and a half inch floppy"" with a straight face"

"*destroys head of lettuce* *becomes new ruler of all lettuces*"

"What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car? Dual air bags."

"A man in a museum accidentaly breaks a vase. Manager: That vase was over a thousand years old! Man: Phew - I thought it was new."

"Shouting ""wahoo"" instead of ""woo-hoo"" so everyone in this bar knows that I'm into fun AND sport fishing."

"I was reading in the paper... And I read about some midget that got pick pocketed. I thought to myself, ""Who could stoop so low?"""

"What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees? A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)"

"A bear walks into a bar. He says to the bartender ""I'll have a gin...and tonic."" Bartender says ""OK, but why the pause?"" ""I was born with them."""

"Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July... Democrats believe every day is April 15."