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Joke of the Day

"I was reading in the paper... And I read about some midget that got pick pocketed. I thought to myself, ""Who could stoop so low?"""

"What do you call the mythical cookie baking creatures with strong vaginal muscles? The *kegel*-er elves."

"A bird in the hand is never as fun as a hand in the bush."

"What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph.Why?Because he's too short to be an essay."

"""Nobody move!"" - 19th century photographer"

"Why don't they have driving classes and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? Because the camels get tired."

"""I feel like 790,000 bucks!!"" Said a woman feeling like a million bucks."

"Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker? Because he overcame the dark side"

"What happens to deposed kings? They get throne away."

"""Taxi"" A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."