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Joke of the Day
"Why does a dog? Why does a dog lick its butt? To get the taste of dog food out of its mouth."
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"Where can you leave your dog when you shop? The barking lot."
"Adam and Eve: The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions."
"What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM A blonde going through a flashing red light. No offense to blondes lol"
"""Our relationship is nice because we can sit silently and still have fun."" - cool thing to say to the person in bathroom stall next to you."
"a dog pisses on an ant... and the ant says ""hey watch it!"" and the dog says ""i don't have a watch"""
"If you think Hillary is going to drop out of the presidential race, you should know Hillary doesn't go down... That's why Bill had Monica."
"How do you make Helen Keller cry? Turn the stool upside-down"
"What's the difference between a girl's argument and a knife... The knife has a point."
"What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."