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Joke of the Day

"""Our relationship is nice because we can sit silently and still have fun."" - cool thing to say to the person in bathroom stall next to you."

"I'm trying to read on the train but it's hard because people keep applauding & screaming ""You are the train's smartest boy!"" at me"

"What do you call a racist 19th century artist? Oppressionist"

"I'm no meteorologist, but I'm washing my car so there's a 97% chance of rain."

"I was about to tell a gay joke butt fuck it!"

"How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard..."

"What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !"

"What do you call a group that has gotten nothing done since the 90s The UN"

"TRIVIA TIME: What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie? Parkinson's."

"What can't you hear a pterodactyl go the bathroom? Because the P is silent..."