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Joke of the Day

"How do you make Helen Keller cry? Turn the stool upside-down"

"One out of three men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest of us just don't think it's a problem"

"Imagine my surprise when I found out that don't is not the abbreviation for donut"

"CW: The boss said she wanted to see you. Me: That's flattering, but I don't date people from work."

"[Captain America, minutes after the love of his life's funeral] Damn her niece is hot"

"I asked my mom where she went to get groceries and if she would tell me if anyone died in game of thrones. She said... Jons, no"

"What do you call a magic owl? HOOdini"

"Funny Sex Joke by S.K Are you from Iraq? Cause i like the way you BAGHDAD ass up ;P"

"It's funny how dogs can lick their own balls... it's so hard for me to do that, they start barking at me before i get anywhere near them."

"Where do you find a quadriplegic? There where you left him."