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Joke of the Day
"Where can you leave your dog when you shop? The barking lot."
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"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walks into a bar. He sits down and has a drink."
"What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess? Cheers, mate."
"German girls are really kinky... I was having sex with one and she kept yelling ""nein nein nein"" So I said ""I thought you were twelve but I'll keep going"""
"A blonde's boyfriend dies after choking She tried calling 911 but couldn't find the eleven."
"What did one math book say to the other? Don't bother me; I've got my own *problems!*"
"Why was the little ink blot so unhappy? Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be."
"Irishman applies for a job at a Blacksmiths. The Blacksmith asks ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" The Irish man replies, ""No, but I once told a Donkey to fuck off."""
"You know if you stab a salad 23 times It becomes a chopped salad"
"Give a man a jacket, and he will be warm for the day. Teach a man to jacket, and he will never leave his house."