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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? Their making headlines!"

"Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights can make a plane."

"I can't decide what's scarier, someone scrolling through the pictures on my iPhone or someone scrolling through my Google search history."

"Why did the pig avoid the cooking class? Because he didn't like bakin"

"Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack!"

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife died."

"A woman walks up to me and says ""give me 12 inches and make it hurt"".... So i banged her 4 times and hit her w/ a brick"

"It's a boy! ""It's a boy"", Jimbo shouted, ""It's a BOY!"" With tears rolling down his eyes, Jimbo came running out of the room. And never returned to Bangkok again."

"They say a a dog is man's best friend, but I don't even have enemies that'll look me dead in the eye while taking a sh!t on my carpet."

"Why do they call them ""S'mores""? Because you always want another one!"