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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? Their making headlines!"
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"What's the best part about being an orphan? All your chips and candy bars are family sized."
"Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, it's girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant."
"Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside"
"What does an Engineer use for contraception? His personality!"
"So i uploaded this sick new video to Youtube... Yeah, it went viral"
"What do you call it when Drake suicides? Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"Pedophile pulls up next to a kid and says ""Hey little boy, come in my car and I'll give you a lollie"" kid says ... ""Give me the whole bag and I'll come in your mouth"""
"Jokes What did Barack Obama say to Michelle Obama when he proposed?"