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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife died."
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"My wife treats me like a God Every evening at dinner I get a burnt offering."
"What do you call the spicy version of Cream of Someyoungguy? Cream of Someyoungthai."
"Why do North Americans hate playing chess? Cause they lack the towers."
"Have you heard about the gay bees with allergies? They come out in hives."
"What do robots do on a one night stand? He nuts and bolts"
"I heard Lincoln is doing well in theaters Traditionally, this has not been true."
"If con is the opposite of pro... It must mean congress is the opposite of progress."
"11:30 - Sit on toilet, open Twitter. 11:54 - Try to stand, fall to floor with numb legs. 11:55 - Get comfortable on floor, open Twitter."
"Why are black people so good at basketball? Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot"