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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack!"
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"A man walks into a bar... And is disqualified from the Limbo tournament"
"My girlfriend doesn't like me having access to a European single market of 500 million So we had a vote and she's making me uninstall Tinder"
"How do you know when you sister is on her period? Your dads dick taste like blood"
"Double standars If a woman has sex with lots of men, people call her a slut. If a man does the same, they call him an homosexual."
"If intelligent people don't start procreating faster than the trash in ""Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,"" we're all heading towards a very dismal future. Am I the only one seeing this?"
"What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI? They both were recently ironed."
"Knock knock... ""Knock knock"" 'Who's there?' ""Doctor"" 'Doctor who?' ""I plan to take that answer to my grave!"""
"I'm going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going at night."
"A Racist, a viciously jealous wife and a socialist walk into a room... Welcome to the US General election debate!"