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Joke of the Day
"Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights can make a plane."
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"Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday."
"Who are the most homo-erotic pop group at Hogwarts? Wand Erection. EDIT: If you don't get it, try saying it aloud."
"If you play a Nickleback song backwards... you hear a message from the devil. Even worse, if you play a Nickleback song forwards. You hear a Nickleback song."
"I always cry at weddings, but only because being that close to large cakes makes me so happy."
"Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un? They're writing their last will and testament."
"I hit 350lbs on the bench press today And I think I broke a rib after I fell on it.."
"Crack-head's favorite rap song... I wanna rock RIGHT NOW!!!!"
"Cat was like, ""I've been trying to call you all day. 8888888888888888888888888884. That's you, right?"""
"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice."