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Joke of the Day

"My teacher told me that two words should never have the same sound. What a homophonic bigot!"

"What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !"

"Heroin is like a baby.. ..it feels so amazing to have in your arms."

"Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn? To spruce things up a bit."

"Boy: Why is the food so cold and bland? Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it."

"4 story building in Philadelphia being demolished collapses on top of Goodwill store with 14 people inside. One dead, thirteen injured, twenty-nine taken to the hospital."

"An extremely close friend just confided in me that he likes comic sans. He is no longer my close friend."

"Yo mama so fat ...I find myself attracted to her in a very sexual way. Is she seeing anyone?"

"Doctor will I be able to play piano after the procedure? Doctor: Yes, I don't see why not. Patient: That's wonderful I could never play piano before!"

"What do black men do after sex.... 15 years to life!"