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Joke of the Day

"How do you top a car? You tep on the brake, tupid!"

"The most determined look I've ever seen on a human being is the airline passenger trying to fit a large suitcase in a small overhead bin."

"Guys, you're spraying on too much. It's a reason the word ""cologne"" rhymes with ""alone""."

"A priest a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"So what do you do for a living? ""I'm in the Secret Service"" Wow, you didn't keep that secret too well did you"

"Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!"

"My wife asked my why i carry a gun in the house. I looked at her and said ""Decepticons"". She laughed, i laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster. It was a good time."

"i thought i heard a dog approaching but it was just some hot girl's keys jingling. i fixed my hair for nothing"

"Son: Mom mom at school they call me a liar Mom: Shut up, you dont even go to school"

"Why was the 4 year old African kid crying? He was having a mid-life crisis."