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Joke of the Day
"Relationship status: using the middle stall so someone has to sit next to me."
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"What did tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll hang around."
"I like making silly faces in group photos because it's better to look ugly on purpose"
"What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe"
"My wife finally got a ""Brazilian"". He seems nice."
"You never get a second chance to make a first impression... ...unless you keep a stash of roofies on you at all times."
"Do you know the best way to cook lamb? Well done ewe."
"how many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black"
"A priest checks into a Hyatt... A priest checks into a Hyatt. Asks the front desk, ""Is the porn channel disabled?"" Guy at the front desk replies, ""No, you sick fuck. It's regular porn."""
"News reports say a Muslim hid several Jews in a freezer at the kosher market in Paris last week I guess the oven must have been broken"