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Joke of the Day
"What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy? A Nguyen mill."
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"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a joke?"
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"Old joke I can dodge a Ford, but can't afford a Dodge..."
"What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja? Pork Chop!"
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"My own Mother called me a 'Son of a Bitch'. Then she told me I was adopted :("
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