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Joke of the Day

"Do you realize that if real women had the same proportions as Barbie they'd be only 11.5 inches tall?"

"The Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and Manti's girlfriend walk into a bar... Rimshot!"

"""Dad, why did Jesus have to die on the cross?"" ""He didn't do his 1st grade homework."""

"Before handing your wallet and wife's necklace over to that angry gunman, pause to consider how sweet it would be if your son became Batman."

"I asked Rihanna where Chris Brown was She just shrugged her shoulders. ""Beats me!"""

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association"

"Me: This chicken is undercooked. Wife: You don't appreciate my cooking. Me: I think the vet could save it if it we took it right now."

"How does a Jew make his tea? Hebrews it!"

"My home pregnancy test came back negative. I guess my house is just getting fat."

"Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk? Because they don't want the siren to die."