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Joke of the Day

"MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very intelligent. Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home."

"If my girlfriend slept with the whole Wu-Tang Clan, we'd have to break up because I wouldn't be cool enough to date her anymore."

"Yo mamma is so stupid she thought the fast Fourier transform was a way to complete your bachelor's degree."

"How does Moses prepare his coffee? Hebrews it."

"Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future."

"""I"" before ""E"" except after ""Old MacDonald had a farm"""

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain"

"I am allergic to fire Everytime I touch it I get burned"

"If you rearrange the letters of Fat Tuesday it becomes Fatty as Due. I don't know what that means but as you can tell I'm really bored."

"This Walmart is advertising $9.99 iPads to anyone who throws their baby into a snakepit."