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Joke of the Day

"What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones because they have two left feet."

"Just been chatting on Skype to a young lady who lives in Wales, she's asked me to come and visit her...this weekend I'm off to Bangor."

"I was at the airport when I saw a soldier returning home. The first thing he said was, ""look mom, no hands."""

"A man with OCD and a man with ADHD walk into a bar... Everything explodes."

"Hilary clinton married for love Love of power, sure, but it's technically love"

"I was feeling depressed. . I was feeling depressed so I went to the doctor to get a blood test. A week later he called me back with the results and said B positive, it's in your blood."

"My credit card was stolen yesterday... Not sure if I should report it, the thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does."

"I'm not sure how I can prove it, but I think I'm actually more stupid since joining Twitter..."

"""The Ugly Duckling"" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive."

"My wife asked me what I wanted to do for Easter So I told her ""The same thing Jesus did. Disappear on Friday and come back on Sunday."""