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Joke of the Day

"Just been chatting on Skype to a young lady who lives in Wales, she's asked me to come and visit her...this weekend I'm off to Bangor."

"Why didn't the art thief get away? Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh."

"Jokes . . . . I need some jokes to crack my ultra resistant friends, Please Help! P.S I don't care whether they are rude or not."

"A Mexican magician says... ...that he'll disappear on the count of three. ""Uno... dos..."" **POOF!!** He disappeared without a tres."

"I got tired of smelling soggy tacos, so I quit working at Taco Bell. Also, the food smells like shit."

"What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella? Wet. Source: me, now."

"well technicaly my oficial title is ""head research scientist in the field of DNA sequencimg manipulation"" but u can call me ""gene hack man"""

"Don't ever mistake me for someone who hasn't flirted with danger. I've got bitten by a Penguin. Twice."

"What are Mario's overalls made of? denimdenimdenim"

"Rain drop, drop top.... Mariah Carey's career ended before the ball dropped."