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Joke of the Day
"A man with OCD and a man with ADHD walk into a bar... Everything explodes."
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"What is the best food to eat after a circumcision? Brissket"
"Great Russian Joke What's the difference between a shark and Vladimir Putin? The shark kills to eat, while Putin kills to ""AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!"" ""Thump"" ...silence..."
"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? Yep, he died in his tea pee."
"Ok, so lets share our Christmas cracker jokes. Mine was awful. A bottle of lemonade fell on a barmans head. Why wasn't he hurt? It was a soft drink."
"I'm going to see Jimi Hendrix perform next week! At least, that's what my doctor told me..."
"My son is 2,000 years old and still lives with His parents. #loser"
"Schrodinger's Cat recently went on a crime spree He's wanted dead and alive"
"I was going to tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long. That's OK. I was going to tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."
"Some people don't like fracking But the alternative is boring!"