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Joke of the Day

"I was devastated to find my first love in bed with my own father. ""We've been through this,"" said Mom."

"Shoes from a drug dealer I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"i always carry a condom in my wallet incase i can't finish my corndog"

"Why did the mechanic go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!"

"If a circle had a football team... ...It would have no corners."

"When you go in the other room I ask your dog what you look like naked."

"Jesus walked on water, babies are 75% water, I walked on babies, therefore, I am... In jail. I am in jail."

"Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Annie."" ""Annie who?"" ""Annie body home?"""

"I just watched a movie where a serial killer murders people then cooks their dead bodies... It was a heartwarming story from start to finish"

"What'd the Mexican say when he was upset? I don't want to taco bout it."