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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mechanic go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!"
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"Just got out of a 13 month coma Just in time to see my child born!"
"Santa is the ultimate hipster. Works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you."
"What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner? Cellfcentered"
"A nose walks into a bar The bartender said ""I can't serve you, you are already off your face"
"How did Jared lose 30 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."
"Contagious Had my grandmother mow my lawn, it took that contagious."
"Commented on a woman's french manicure. ""I like your tips"" ...let's just say she didn't hear me correctly."
"THe newiest Knock Knock joke I heard. - Knock Knock - Who's there? - First pilot. hopefully not too soon"
"It's ok to eat meat on Fridays during lent! As long as you burn the hell out of it..."