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Joke of the Day

"When you go in the other room I ask your dog what you look like naked."

"What does hitler say when he stubs his toe? Aushwitz"

"I went out for Chinese last night, I told the waiter that the chicken was rubbery... He thanked me."

"A soviet joke Q: What doesn't buzz and doesn't fit up your ass? A: A soviet made anal buzzer."

"I'm really regretting getting that discount circumcision... ...it was a total rip-off!"

"Wow, where did you learn to be so good at sex?! I was home schooled"

"Well, I don't know how my tattoo is gonna look when I'm 60, Carol, but I know you'll be dead by then so"

"Chicken pot pie Three of my favorite things."

"An Elf, a Dwarf, and a Man walk into a bar The Hobbit laughs at them and walks under it."

"A wife said to her husband, ""You fuck like you fix things around the house."" ""Expertly?"" he asked. ""No,"" she responded. ""Half done so I have to call the neighbor over to finish the job."""