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Joke of the Day

"Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Annie."" ""Annie who?"" ""Annie body home?"""

"When it comes to the topic of body dysmorphia and gender assumptions, i'm not a fan. Infact I identify more closely to an air conditioning unit."

"What do you call a women with one leg? ilene"

"What are Mario's overalls made out of DENIM DENIM DENIM"

"What did one Fart say to the other? Just so you know, your's is not the only asshole around"

"Teacher draws a penis on the blackboard. ""Does any one know what that is?"" ""Yes,"" says Tommy. ""My dad has two, a small one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth."""

"My OCD requires me to slit the throats of people who sing Christmas songs to themselves out loud in quiet workplaces. The Cops understand."

"COLLEGE MEMORIES: After the girl I was kissing used my bathroom, I noticed my toilet seat was left up. So I asked if I could suck her dong."

"My father wants me to treat him like a king So I stabbed him while he was sleeping. The succession line has to go on, dad."

"""Doctor, tell me, if I quit drinking will, will I live longer?"" ""It will definitely feel longer. """