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Joke of the Day
"Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Annie."" ""Annie who?"" ""Annie body home?"""
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"""Congratulations on the baby! Childbirth is so beautiful!"" - Someone who has clearly never witnessed the birth of a child."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, unless they're small enough to fit a third in there."
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"Follow your dreams Except for that one where you're naked at work."
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"I told my friend I had HIV... She asked me if I was sure. I told her I was positive."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a drink and a mop"""
"How do you ruin a joke? By reposting it every week!"
"Why is it called an ""almond"" in the tree but an ""amond"" when it falls to the ground? When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it."