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Joke of the Day

"(commercial for drugs) Man: Nothing is working out in my life VO: Have you tried drugs? Man: (startled) Who said that Narrator: ""Drugs"""

"How I met your father announced. Starring me and your mom."

"I heard they were putting Rosa Parks on the new $20 bill The $20 bill will be worth $15"

"My Math teacher asked me if I have learnt about angles yeah, to a degree"

"Seal walks into a club ..."

"My name is Leon but some of you know me by my street name, 9th avenue."

"If I ever need to ask for directions, I will find an Asian person, because who better to help me get Oriented?"

"Dad joke- Car sick. I was riding in the car with my cousin and uncle. My cousin says ""I think i'm getting car sick"". Her dad says, ""Well if you get out of the car then you'll just be sick""."

"what do I get Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger."

"What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day."