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Joke of the Day

"To my student loans I am forever in your debt."

"What's better than double-fisting a newborn? HADOUKEN!!!"

"[covered in olive oil, salt, pepper and other herbs and spices] Professor: ""That's just not what I meant when I said ""come prepared""..."""

"With KFC's announcement they've created an edible coffee cup, the chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food."

"Doctor doctor I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well you do look a site"

"Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Deja"" ""Deja who?"" ""Yeah, it's me again. I left my purse!"""

"I'll likely spend most of my child bearing years looking for a place to plug in my phone"

"2 Egyptians noticed their farts smelled the same. They had a Tutankhamen."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke."

"I'm not saying she's fat... ....But if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know, She'd be three of them."